More Hurricane Humor
A friend sent this to me. Don't know who to credit:
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season:
Evacuee Barbie - Comes with suitcase, three changes of old clothes, abox of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie - Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, aflashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when shereturns.
Red Cross Barbie - Comes with Red Cross uniform, her own Red Cross truckcapable of serving 1,000 meals per day.
FEMA Barbie - Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain whitetrailer. Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.!
Going Home Barbie - Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask,shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie - Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shoppingcart filled with electronic equipment and case of Heineken. Looter Barbie's boyfriend, NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately.
The list of the top wanted Barbie dolls this holiday season:
Evacuee Barbie - Comes with suitcase, three changes of old clothes, abox of photographs, and pets.
Rooftop Barbie - Comes with an ax for chopping a hole in her roof, aflashlight to signal helicopters, and a blue tarp to patch the hole when shereturns.
Red Cross Barbie - Comes with Red Cross uniform, her own Red Cross truckcapable of serving 1,000 meals per day.
FEMA Barbie - Comes with laptop computer, cell phone, and plain whitetrailer. Trailer not delivered until 90 days after purchase.!
Going Home Barbie - Comes with haz-mat suit, boots, gloves, respirator mask,shovel, and bin for holding recovered items.
Looter Barbie - Comes with shotgun, hundreds of gold chains, and shoppingcart filled with electronic equipment and case of Heineken. Looter Barbie's boyfriend, NOPD Ken, equally outfitted, can be purchased separately.
posted by HurricaneHelper at 2:27 PM
3 Comments:
Which one shall we buy hurricanehelper?
Greg,
I already have mine. Its called Sweet and Quirky Barbie. There's Barbie, but in the back of the package, hidden, were the cats of Barbie, the collection of detritus of Barbie, and the shopping bags of Barbie. I love my Barbie and wouldn't think of evacuating without her, there's just a lot of stuff that has to come along. By the way, Barbies generally don't like MREs or living without good plumbing, so read the contents very carefully.
T
Too funny! Glad to see you still have a sense of humor.
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